Those model team helicopters were my favorite builds of ALL TIME.

1) Look at this caveman on the left.

Is this the same The Ladders that has pirated my job postings on other sites over the years, causing my inbox to fill with vast quantities of credentials from underqualified candidates seeking the 'ONLY $100K+' job The Ladders offers, exclusively?

Hell, I make (not much) MORE than that and I squirm every time I make a payment on my $259k mortgage.

Where are all the goddamn gun control arguments, now?

TEN THOUSAND TIMES, THIS. I tore every type of flooring in the house up with one of these (and one of these only) on the way to a hardwood and re-tile project. One word of caution - don't go cheapo from the $5 bin at the local hardware on these babies - totally worth it to spend the extra $5-$10 and get a grip-dipped…

You fucking win everything.

If each of you could just take in all the media applesauce about Lindsey Vonn and Adrian Peterson and all these other goddamn 'Minnesota sports luminaries' who held forth on the big pitch and made this all possible, you'd have started drinking at 9 this morning, too.

I'm the EXACT opposite. Of course, when I settled down and really started dating with the mindset of finding a likeminded lady to make a life with, all the women were either getting or had already gotten tattoos here or there. For some reason, it was far, far percendent of a bone-killer; if I spotted a woman in some…

Just an observation - If I go to a trade show where there are 35,000 firemen from all over the country, or to a trade show (no shit) where there 35,000 sewer pump truck drivers and waste disposal truck drivers, it doesn't smell nearly as sweaty as 35,000 fans at a comic or sci fi or similar convention.

Does Kendra Wilkinson look like Jackie Earl Haley to anyone else?

So...many...DIVING...jokes...

The owners an trainer were all, "Well, not without his nasal strip..."

That canned white albacore tuna is the shizz. My boss buys the employees their favorite things from Costco to have in the kitchen at the office (we're a happy and productive bunch, all right!)

Wait - you used soap an water on the grates (?) - or inside the actual firebox?

Last season, Granato led Kinkaid to an unbeaten season and the Southwest Preparatory Conference championship last season.

Douchey hipster is douchey.

Just an opinion, but let's be realistic: Diapers and wipes and clothing and food are necessities. The glory years expenses incurred via sports and music lessons you cite are not.

I had no idea that's how you spell 'paycheque'.

Let's be clear on these points, as well - because this isn't the easiest conversation to have with underqualified stay-at-home moms who sometimes expect to just pick up where they left off - salary, and all! - after as many as eight years out of the work force: