Also, if you think "the market" is somehow this mysterious force that is not directly connected to human beings and human decisions, you're too stupid to argue with.

Yes, they do. That's why we feed and house prisoners, and why we don't enslave people, or murder them without punishment. Because we, as a society, agree people deserve something. Whether or not YOU believe it doesn't mean anything.

First of all, men believing they are "deserving" or entitled to women's bodies is not analogous to people believing they deserve to eat and feed their children and live somewhere, so get the fuck away from me with that pathetic false equivalency. Second of all, these jobs AREN'T a stepping stone. That is,…

Right, because immigrants don't deserve to feed their children or pay their bills. Easy! We just pass off these jobs to lesser deserving people, you can always find those if you have no empathy or compassion!

By letting go of a tiny, tiny fraction of their billions and billions of dollars in profits?

You're right. Only people making a certain amount of money deserve to have children. Children are for rich people, guys. Not a part of the human experience, just another rich privilege.

No, I want them to starve because it preserves the illusion that everyone is getting what they deserve because some people are just better than others, obviously.

Man, life is so easy, we're all getting TV shows. I wish someone had told me this before, I was all worried about the economy and what not. What a load off of my mind.

So what do you expect all of the people currently working in fast food to do? Are you going to employ them?

Do you have any concept of how many fast food restaurants there are in the United States? In what way is it feasible that every single one of them be staffed by high schoolers and retirees? You're delusional.

You're right. Only skilled people deserve to eat and live without fear.

Okay, so what's your plan once all the fast food workers have gotten these special mythical "real jobs" and moved on? Who is going to serve you your food?

Yeah, fuck them. I can't enjoy my own success if it means OTHER PEOPLE can live comfortably and securely. It just ruins it for ME.

I myself am only half of a woman. The left half. Because I'm a Democrat, obviously.

Rihanna is beautiful, fuck off.

Because it implies that all women are obsessed with superficial celebrities?

No. Everything he said is shitty.

Exactly what in the above picture is "gross"?

How many articles has this been just on this wedding? Gawker is really starting to sound bitter that they weren't invited.