What a jerk. I've got clients calling in wanting me to do that all day. You know the feel.

A friend of mine bears a strong resemblance to Jerry Seinfeld (but is the son of two hippie lapsed Catholics). While a professor at a notable Indiana university, he was referred to as "Jew boy" by a barber. He had students and other faculty proselytize at him. He left as fast as he could.

My husband and I went out to Red Lobster the other night because I was having a major shrimp craving and our options are few and far between in the Midwest. Our server was a blast, was clearly on top of all of his tables, was affable, apologetic when something took a while, and was generally just really good at his…

Oh Oh I gave change for a Cameron the other day

But who would want to eat that? It's going to need to cook for a lot longer if it's going to be tender.

Here is how I see it. When you travel somewhere there is an expectation that you should try and understand, and to a reasonable point, cater to the customs of another culture. Here, there was a culture that was established for 50 weeks a year, and for 2 of them there were people coming in, who were clearly from a…

...It's...not about you?

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

And a pornhub channel.

And a pornhub channel.

Whiny? Childish tone? I'm literally suggesting that you shouldn't insult people when they are admittedly, in the same article, harmed by the responses people have to their taboo situation.

Wow. So much for impartial reporting. Thanks for telling your readers exactly how they should feel about the subject.