I'm sorry, we were looking for "OH MY GOD!!!! Where did you get that brownie?"

At the height of the pussy grabbing scandal; the major news networks gave both Trump and Hillary equal coverage, and it had the same amount of negative coverage for each - so to the average moron, it looked like both candidates were equally awful "They're the same".

I was disappointed and terrified that this wasn't the top post.

Ted Mosby is my go to for describing a show in which the main character is one of the least interesting if not worst of a show.

I used to get a penis cake made annually, it was fondant, but with a bit of cinnamon and almond extract in the fondant which gave it a nice taste.

Yeah, which is why in the 90's on Talk About, the grand prize was a microwave. Canadian game shows always have a lot lower prizes as a result. Winning the lottery is also tax free here, the biggest jackpot ever was I think 75 or 80 million.

When I travel in the winter it's to Minneapolis, as it's generally warmer than Winnipeg

I enjoyed this season so much more than vice

I greatly fear we shan't be in Wimbledon by noon fall.

I'm assuming that the US has cost consequences, as Conan you offer to settle for $15,000, he should be awarded less than that and you argue for your attorney fees, which would be more like $40,000, so he comes out owing you money despite that he won. It's why the whole proceeding is so frivolous.

I'm so glad I live in Canada where you can't get a jury trial for nonsense, and the idea of proportionality has been laid out at the Supreme Court - such that wasting the court's time over 3 jokes would be struck with a simple dismissal motion.

Get a load of the slut detective

For every show you enjoy working on, how many have been terrible shows that you hope only the children in comas will enjoy?

If Dylan is dumb and hot, especially shirtless, he can be there, until and unless Hayley starts to date Parker Young cast as a dumb model on instagram whom Haley teams up with to create megalikes

Sasha Petraske's book "Regarding Cocktails" has their recipe at 1 cup honey to 1/3 cup water

The reason you use it as a syrup (it won't go bad ever just like honey) is that if you put honey into a cocktail, add ice and shake, the honey tends to "freeze up" and not mix into the drink, while a syrup will mix with the cocktail.

As a fat southern sheriff, if I see a man drifting towards town in a jean jacket, I stop my car, hop out, put on my aviators (day or night mind you), and then just put my hand near my gun and let that sumbitch know that his jean jacket kind aren't welcome here.

I insist you move the decimal, 1.3 is enough time to wrap it up, including a Luke returned to his home planet bit.

Child marriage is still legal in most US states (religious parents will force their pregnant daughters to marry much older men) - it shouldn't be.

That is sure worth the FBI's time, what are they survailing s/him for, violations of the