If it ever happens, I’ll ask them.

The rich get richer. If I could afford officially licensed gear, I wouldn’t need to sign up for a degrading gig like this.

Well rest of the NBA’s Eastern Conference, LeBron’s in f-you mode now. You know what that means...

yes it does.

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

This headline, while scrupulously accurate, reads kind of clickbaity to me. I rushed in here ready to unload my spiel about the evils of big time college sports and the assholes who coach it, but in the excerpts here Self comes across pretty well, I think. He answers the distraction question in a way that at least…

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

“Spiritually, Howard’s criticism belongs in 1970s or 1980s England.”

I know!

Eh, I’ve been around. I was browbeaten into submission during the primaries, fought the good fight for Clinton in the general, worried about each mistake and called them out in turn, but ultimately stayed loyal to the party. Of course, if you even thought about voting for a socialist in the primaries, you’re among…

Hillary did not lose because of Bernie’s education plan.

They could have gotten all that and saved a roster space if they just resigned Phil Niekro.

This is entirely true, though funny because I can’t tell if it’s sarcasm or not - take “Stan” or “Who Knew” from The Marshall Mathers LP (2000).

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

You forgot to mention the barbecued fetus they are serving, dipshit.

Oh hell no

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.