It’s actually pretty impressive when you put it that way.

I think pandas are the second laziest creatures on earth behind me.

His brother is the surly one.

All black republicans are suspect. For real. You can be one or the other, but not both without being suspect.

Fair. But starting out a new GM with zero experience near the bottom seems....fair? I dunno. I hate billionaires as much as the next person, but...eh.

Maybe they are friends?

Is it illegal to have cameras in your own home?

Ugh. I hate white people and Angel Hernandez.....now what do I do?

O. J. Simpson

Like over the course of his entire playing career?

Russ ain’t going anywhere. I’m basing this on absolutely nothing.

Blanket

Maybe it will be good then....HEYOHH!!

People stoped using “retarded” as a derogatory term in like the ‘90s. I would recommend pulling your head out of your ass and getting with the times.

OT: just didn’t a bit of searching for needs about GTA VI....speculation it won’t be here till 2024?!? Jesus Christ that’s like...the future. I might not even be alive at that point.

Certainly not with a microwave. Throw that baby in the over at 400 degrees for a few minutes and it become passable.

First Trump, now THIS?!?

Lol. No it’s not. If you’re fucking from behind and don’t attempt to put at least a pinky in I’d consider that offensive.

If someone knocks on my door at 5:30 am I’m rolling the fuck over and going back to sleep....especially if I’ve been drinking when I wasn’t supposed to .

So you could suck at life in front of dozens of fans?