*Mike drop*

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

The series losses for the Caps in the Ovechkin era have gone 7, 6, 7, 7, 7, 4, 7, 7 and 7 games.

This guy’s so intense. Bet he has crazy eyes.

I would just like to point out some things:

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

This is the second time in as many Deadspins articles 1Oak has been referred to as a “popular bar.”

The most unfortunate thing about Draymond Green is that at the end of the Finals last year, his foul managed to stop James’ dunk from landing home after the Block.

Let’s be fair, the word is hypocrisy, irony may beyond the grasp of an East Lansing townie-beater.

Change all you want. It is all about goaltending. Holtby finally had a good game and  Fleury finally looked human. 

It’s better than throwing arms into opponents and flopping like a dead fish to draw a foul, amirite?

I’m torn. Jab-step-to-take-a-contested-3 Bron is worst Bron. But extremely rude Bron is best Bron.

I kind of love this approach though... Like it’s just that perfect balance of being bitchy but not being an asshole.

Great grab. This pic completely destroys this threads argument. I guess it doesn’t really matter whether it was a high stick or a slash but this proves that it was the correct call.

They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

Reminder: As unpaid workers, we expect you to follow our company’s code of conduct.

Nooo didn’t hit the chin at all.....

The Caps seem to think they get points for putting the puck into the crease, not the net. And extra points for hitting Penguins defensemen in the ankles and letting the puck rebound out of the zone.