Oozes charachter?!? Oh, you mean like grit, not personality. Gotcha

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

Foster’s relationship with his daughter is a light in the darkness that is this world. You’re thinking of the wrong guy.

Are you thinking of Adrian Peterson? Different guy.

Or a less responsible way

There is no mystery here, he failed to cut weight and got dehydrated and they took him to the hospital. When he got there they probably immediately put him on an IV which meant he would not be able to make weight. Fight cancelled.

I just realized that Grand Theft Auto and The Price Is Right use the same font.

And he would have pitched more if it weren’t for that corny uniform.

“Dammit”

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

How could you bring up the fact that America is trying to steal Europe’s footy culture without the history and not bring up Real Salt Lake (the official team of the king of Utah, I guess?).

the warriors blew a 3-in-1 lead

the warriors blew a 3-in-1 lead

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

^^^^^Then you are not a Caps fan.

So if we wind up with a Washington vs. San Jose Stanley Cup final, how can they both choke themselves out of winning the series?

Tomorrow and Wednesday are going to be crazy, everyone has to adjust and offload because of Vegas as well.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”