Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

IMMEDIATLEY FELT A POP & LOST ERECTION

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

I found her CDL Instructor.....

He meant that in terms of hygiene not in terms of poor sportsmanship. They wear the same damned pair of underwear day after day.

[plays video]

Bowe knows benches.

Bernie Kosar technically doesn’t work for the Browns.

“It’s unclear how Bowe can be a non-factor”

Wikipedia link to explain your joke? Nah, man.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

forcing me to have to rip the E-brake.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Nice to see Eddie Lacy getting some workouts in before this Sunday’s game.

If I was forced to watch Josh McCown start for the Browns every week, I’d be an alcoholic too.

It’s okay, robots are welcome here. You may prefer this post on how to change your oil.

Of course Baker was unaware of the alleged Chapman incident. Aroldis isn’t known for his hitting.

Damn, I’m late with this. But I suppose I can still share just how much trouble I got into as a teenager.

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.