Because you clicked on this article and would have scrolled past the nobody.

Real estate in Florida a good investment in 2023, considering what we have seen with global warming and what we know about their geography? Now I’ve heard everything.

It’s the fact that it’s EVERY. SINGLE. Franchise and adaptation.

The anime was about Scott Pilgrim. He just wasn’t the main character.

I remember when a friend in highschool first recommended Scott Pilgrim with me with the caveat that the characters and story was ‘kind of shallow.’ And while enjoyable, her assessment ultimately proved true, it was pretty shallow. That’s why I was so delighted that the anime zagged instead of zigged. I went from “Meh,…

lol cry about it

Nega Scott, a physical manifestation of all of Scott’s flaws, down to short gags

“They’re annoyed at the enormity at which those things happen, often seeming extremely deliberate in it’s attack on “straight white men”

Oh come on. As a straight white man, absolutely none of those stories with female or minority or LGBTQ even remotely feel like an “attack”. You know why? Because I’m a well adjusted…

I always thought when the TV exec suggests that the characters on Itchy & Scratchy should be asking, “Where’s Poochie?” whenever he isn’t on screen was just a funny bit of absurdity. But I’m realizing that this was actually meant to placate an audience that genuinely wanted to know where Poochie went.

I couldn't get into Futurama because John Futurama never showed up *once*.

Hell, if Digital Underground (RIP 2Pac and Shock G) is rolling through court, I might have to hang out in the gallery.

Sad what that town did to Digital Underground. 

Hey, now - Smokey and The Bandit is a national treasure.

Oh, I’m well aware of Robertsdale. And I’ll mention again US Highway 80 - Demopolis, Uniontown, Selma, White Hall, and the first 10 miles of I-85 in Montgomery. And Creola on Hwy. 43 north of Mobile.

PA does not allow Radar or LIDAR for anyone but the State Police, period. Also, local police cannot issue a ticket for speeding at less than 10 mph over the limit if the only evidence they have is their speed measuring device (VASCAR or other timing device) - except in Work Zones and School Zones.

Having never been to Louisiana, I went on Street View to see what the town looks like.

Damn these guys make the legendary New Rome Ohio look like pikers. Adjusted for inflation New Rome only collected $4000 per resident where Fenton rakes in $5700. By rights the mayor and police should be hauled in for racketeering and the town disincorporated but it's Louisiana and government office is a license to…

Good ol trucker movies. Boy were they all terrible. 

Hey, I remember the Chuck Norris movie about this town!

Quote from the mayor of Fenton (pictured), “I’ll get them rude boys!!”