“I know that if someone puts a bucket on my head, they’re probably going to get punched.”

Both of these things are true: in the USA, several of those things count as physical assault and you are legally justified in shooting somebody in response; and also, none of them are a moral justification for shooting somebody.

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

Just another mythical “good guy with a gun” we always hear about.

I’m more than inclined to believe that there was no actual “prank” and it was likely just straight up harassment at the minimum.

Posting is his “passion,” he told the news station, so he’s intent to return to YouTube.

No, if you play games, you are a person. Literally every person in the fucking world plays games.

Of all the crimes that could be pinned on this turd, this is the one they’re going to pursue?

A bit anticlimactic, like getting Al Capone on tax evasion

I mean, saying that Japanese trade commerce policy penalizes Microsoft’s attempts to sign Japanese titles is not a stretch. Sony can acquire Japanese studios and exclusive rights without raising an eyebrow. Microsoft has excessive red tape to go through.

The argument from Microsoft refers to “advanced” consoles in an effort to dismiss the Nintendo Switch and focus on Sony.

Authorities said they got more tips in the case after the original $5,000 reward was increased to $15,000

As someone who was raised in a cult, the fact Tom Cruise hasn’t seen Suri in years is not shocking at all. GUESS WHAT? The cult mind set is often much more powerful than the bonds of familial LOVE. If Tom Cruise was in Suri’s life - I would find it rather shocking.

Isn't that a RATM lyric?

Now testify!

I’ve said it before, I will say it again, it is wild to me that these assholes thought 1984 was a manual and not a warning.

As someone who’s been playing games on PC and console for decades, I’ve got to say that “couch co-op” and “PC” just don’t connect in my head. Hot-seat turn-based games? Sure. Simultaneous co-op on a single PC? Not really.

Maybe I am in the minority, but I hate split-screen, which is how I assume this would be handled. It’s bad enough on a 65' TV and I cannot fathom how this would even work on a monitor. Even though I have an ultrawide so you could get two relatively full-sized screens on my monitor side by side, the viewing angles…

Wait— people were expecting couch co-op, ON Personal Computers?! Looool.