I mean it can't be the 1% right? Gotta be the immigrant. The logic is baffling. 

The restraunt owner should simply put out a statement “It’s my strongly held religious belief that the Family Foundation is a bunch of pedophiles. What can you do my religion is anti pedophilia. No food for them.”

In the New Testament Jesus calls divorce equal to adultery multiple times and goes on to say adulterers will be denied heaven.

“How dumb can a motherfucker be?”

Everyone.

Yeah that was a weird flex. 

The question: “I cannot understand all these people who pound back soda (diet or otherwise) and energy drinks all day long.”

Caffeine is addictive. 

Lol

Thats caffeine free soda. Without caffine and diet what the hell is the point? 

If you are reporting on content issues and quoting a tweet, not posting links could lead to accusations of making up the story. It’s a damned it you do damned it you don’t situation.

Yeah every day this is my life. Literally had to overhear a political rant that ended with “my mom knew Hitler so she knows that Biden is like Hitler” in the last two weeks. Their theory on election fraud was particularly idiotic as well.

“For I was conscious that I knew practically nothing...”

I always think Candy would have had the a similar career arc to Goodman, who can do any role. 

Oh no I am just kidding it’s very much a bit . I didn’t think you were upset. Honestly I thought you were setting the joke up.

When we drop our lawsuit....ask the state that paid to audit their election for millions of tax dollars and found nothing,  how that worked out.

Damnit Beavis calm down. 

All i can do is hear this in Ralph Wiggim's voice thanks to your icom and it's pretty great. 

Whats super wild is there is a theory with real science and studies looking into the idea that many of the West’s auto immune disorders maybe due to eliminating these parasites from the population.