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Perhaps that’s the point. Meta joke/homage to Shaun.

In my memory, hot off the heals of Arrested Development and Juno, Michael Cera was that dude and Jesse was kind of like the discount version.  Now that Eisenberg has come up in Hollywood he strikes me as his own established brand that Middleditch is perfect for playing the “imitation” brand.

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“It’s been so long since the first Zombieland, do you have much recollection of what happened in it?”

It can’t have been that hard to get Michael Cera to play the dude at the end, could it?

So final Twist old Will Smith is the previous clone ,and this is been going on

Ang Lee’s Hulk film is unfairly maligned, and if we ever figure out the root cause of that we should kill it.

I’ll bring the fire extinguisher. I liked it, too.

Ang Lee also made The Hulk, which I thought was brilliant.

But...why would they? The only reason dudes learned to pee sitting down is because women demand it. Without women, life would be a non-stop frat party in a national forest, amirite?

I’m pretty sure that the phrase “light of my life” has been around much longer than Lolita...

* a future woman, who is related to my character, kthnxbai

When my parents would say that shit to me if they saw a bra strap or scoop neck top, I’d always say, “Nuns get raped. Explain that.”

“I HAVE A BEARD NOW BECAUSE I’M A BIG BOY”

I’m curious enough about the worldbuilding to wonder how she’s the ONLY girl left alive. If the plague skipped children, what happened to all the other girl babies and children? Are we supposed to believe they were ALL raped to death?

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

I think it’s funny that the movie assumes that without women, utilities like electricity stop working and the men abandon their homes to go camp in the woods. Like, I know we are important and stuff, but I'm pretty sure that dudes can handle basic shit like keeping the lights on.

What if The Road but girl?

It’s the Casey Affleck show. This movie is basically “see how much I care about women? I care about women SO MUCH. SEE. I made this movie to SHOW HOW MUCH I CARE. I CARE SO MUCH and I’ve cared BEFORE #MeToo and this movie PROVES HOW MUCH I CARE.”

Going off of this, a great dystopian novel about what a world would look like with all women, Ammonite by Nicola Griffith.

and Ivanka just discovered a new country