But...why would they? The only reason dudes learned to pee sitting down is because women demand it. Without women, life would be a non-stop frat party in a national forest, amirite?

I’m pretty sure that the phrase “light of my life” has been around much longer than Lolita...

* a future woman, who is related to my character, kthnxbai

When my parents would say that shit to me if they saw a bra strap or scoop neck top, I’d always say, “Nuns get raped. Explain that.”

“I HAVE A BEARD NOW BECAUSE I’M A BIG BOY”

I’m curious enough about the worldbuilding to wonder how she’s the ONLY girl left alive. If the plague skipped children, what happened to all the other girl babies and children? Are we supposed to believe they were ALL raped to death?

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

I think it’s funny that the movie assumes that without women, utilities like electricity stop working and the men abandon their homes to go camp in the woods. Like, I know we are important and stuff, but I'm pretty sure that dudes can handle basic shit like keeping the lights on.

What if The Road but girl?

It’s the Casey Affleck show. This movie is basically “see how much I care about women? I care about women SO MUCH. SEE. I made this movie to SHOW HOW MUCH I CARE. I CARE SO MUCH and I’ve cared BEFORE #MeToo and this movie PROVES HOW MUCH I CARE.”

Going off of this, a great dystopian novel about what a world would look like with all women, Ammonite by Nicola Griffith.

and Ivanka just discovered a new country

America: we’ve elected a buffoonish, philanderer with a history of incompetence, tax dodging and blatantly lying and who consistently embarrasses us as our leader.

Truly a last ditch effort gone wrong. Forever 21 is unlikely to make it until Christmas.

American people: We are confident we have elected the most unqualified person possible!

Thanks to Octavia Butler’s short story Childfinder, and Levar Burton’s phenomenal storytelling podcast, Tubman is forever linked in my mind with Levar’s beautiful voice quietly muttering, “Long-haired motherfuckers.” Butler was an unparalleled world-creator, and the images she conjured of what it meant to truly…

people make it sound like she was fucking Cersei Lannister seizing an opportunity to shore up her future presidential campaign

This looks great. As a white-adjacent kid who grew up in a predominantly white environment, I grew up knowing very little about Harriet Tubman other than that she was an escaped slave who was integral to the Underground Railroad. I didn’t really stop to think about what they really meant - I guess the idea of slaves…

Matt needs to get a terrible tattoo to really even things out.

I’m gonna guess Marion Cotillard.
Or more likely, someone half her age.