because the celery, in this scenario, is a liquid.
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No branded content, so it’s difficult to judge. Could he get drunk on our competitor’s whiskey?
Yeah, but that’s like reviewing a Nickleback concert by saying “the guitars were all in tune, everyone was well-rehearsed, the light and sound crew performed their duties competently, the parking lot attendants were efficient, the promoter seemed to do a good job publicizing the event, concession prices were high but…
Life is bittersweet and acidic... just like our Black Forest Ham Combo.
I love eating fresh, which is why I don’t eat at Subway.
Company’s ad exec: “look, this may involve an incel spying on his naked mother and going skinhead out of female rejection, but c’mon.. The last guy representing this company was a pedophile.”
Eating shitty fast food and being an unimaginable creep toward the one person who would deign to kiss me is a painfully accurate summation of my teen years.
It’s fresh. Eat fresh.
Wow that’s a bold move to make a commercial like that. Bold is the right word?
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Kids in cages. Concentration camp cages. Some now dead. Others suicidal. He doesn’t just defend this, he promotes it. Spit away!
At just $19, employee spit is actually the cheapest thing on the menu. Trump was probably just upset that it didn’t come in a plastic bag, or with a sling shot, or in glass-sided canteen.
I’m really fucking sick of that “for the party that preaches tolerance...” nonsense. Someone else can probably explain it better than me, but it’s like just because the left preaches tolerance, does not mean tolerance for racism, migrant kids in camps, and general assholery of this fucking administration aka what Eric…
She’s setting a bar for what counts as “torture” conveniently right underneath what her father experienced. You know, some people have had body parts cut off as part of their torture. Should they say, “Well, John McCain didn’t really get tortured because he got to keep all his fingers!”? It’s astonishingly stupid.
for real. fuck that bitch.
Meghan McCain, shut the fuck up.
Oh fuck off Meghan.
Hot take: he is not hot.