It looks like the sperm-donor was a minor at the time of the abortion, so how could he could have standing as a legal representative?

Prison should just be one cell that holds Shkrli, John Wayne Gacy, and anyone who was hired to work in the Howard Schultz campaign.

Creative punishment: forcibly infect him with a chronic illness that can't be cured, only maintained, hike the price of the med to maintain it, and then dictate that he can only purchase the medicine with money earned working in a midtown McDonald's

Given the actual cost of long-term incarceration of a prisoner, and said prisoner’s devotion to increasing profit margins, wouldn’t shiv-carving lessons for everyone on his wing be a cheaper solution?

This ONE time, lol.

Though, it is somewhat reassuring that I can’t imagine he’d have an easy time having a quiet meal out. His face is so well-known and he’s so thoroughly detested. He’s probably actually safer in prison. 

“By the time they’re keeping themselves warm at night in the mountains by burning roughly three kids’ Ivy League tuitions....”
Cue Stallone in Cliffhanger: “It costs a fortune to heat this place!” 

I don’t give a fuck if the world is ready or not. Gay superheroes are here. They’re queer. Get over it and give us our representation. You saw how the world responded to Black Panther. Just do that but with all gays. Maybe there’s a secret island full of bearded gay beefy muscle dudes that’s never been colonized by a…

Valkyrie is gay but it just hasn’t been explicitly said on screen yet, right?

Bi-Hercules and trans-Loki now.

Let’s just say what we’re all thinking: Thor. He’s 1500 years old, he’s been around, probably isn’t a lot that he hasn’t tried. (His comics buddy Hercules was confirmed bi, and his brother Loki turned himself into a mare so that he could do it with Svaðilfari and bear the eight-legged steed Sleipnir.) There’s even a…

“Thank god the Fox deal went through in time for us to use the Wolverine scenes.”

“It’s revealed that the MCU and the Abbott and Costello films take place in the same fictional universe, and that’s central to the plot of Captain Marvel.”

If I were in his position I would do the same thing.

Hillary’s response to Donald’s Tweet was magic:

“Non-acceptance would cause embarrassment to donor and U.S. Government.”

This sounds very Mike Pence, TBH

That fake gloss on the ass though.......

He’s proudly serving in the 101st Chairborne

Oh, absolutely. I saw them a few months ago — they began the concert by performing the entirety of Funeral, then kept playing for almost another two hours. A genuinely unforgettable experience, with the added bonus of Win expertly working “fuck Donald Trump” into one of the lyrics, though I forget which.

I saw Arcade Fire last summer. Probably a top 3 live experience for me. Just absolutely stunning.