I feel like Harbour is a good second choice, but it’s a distant, distant second. Perlman was born to play this character so pretty much *anyone* following that act is gonna come up short.

Thank you for your service. 

How did you find that picture of me from last week?

Don’t drink bottled water.

Finally!

Yeah, I kinda feel it too. Is it too late to get Perlman to do a voice-over?

Instead of hiring an art director, did they just go online and download the covers of a bunch of metal albums? Riding on the back of a dragon through a Hellscape with a fiery sword and crown is a bit on the nose.

My first impression of this is Harbour’s voice doesn’t have the same impact as Perlman’s. Perlman’s voice could shake the room. Harbour’s voice is adolescent in comparison. I’m a fan of Guillermo Del Toro’s Hellboy, but still, I’ll be open minded. It looks like a fun ride.

This movie still looks like it copied the homework of del Toro’s Hellboy movies, and poorly.

That’s an unusual place to keep them.

You ask if it has shrooms.

Andy Hamilton did a gag about mineral water bubbling through volcanic rocks for millions of years - only to have a two week shelf life once bottled.

I’ll wait for the G-rated Heckboy

Gladys Knight being on a reality competition is painful. Gladys Knight losing to Donnie Osmond and T-Pain is even more painful. Gladys Knight getting critiqued by Anti-Vaxx barbie and the girl who thought she was too good to be a Pussy Cat doll is the most painful thing I’ve ever read. I’m just going to pretend like…

I think the point of this article is that I am not calorie counting and I do not even know what cut and bulks are. I just try to eat an enjoyable dinner with my family and do not give a shit about breakfast or lunch so I just eat the same thing every day out of laziness. I lift or jog or row at the gym to feel better…

Apparently Crooked is now either Clinton, interchangeably, in an attempt to deflect from the charges he knows is coming.

Crooked’s lawyer made me smile because he is such an effin rat bastard. Stays on brand

I had to stop and think for a moment at that one, it's certainly not grammatically correct! Maybe Kim was approaching and he had to finish the Tweet as quickly as possible. 

I have been on this kind of eating for about 1.5 years. I am ok with realizing my body wants to be 240-245 pounds. I eat a small and reasonable breakfast and lunch. What I am doing is replacing fat with muscle. I am not losing weight be I am lifting and jogging at the gym 12-18 times a month and looking and feeling…

As someone with a troubled relationship with food after losing a lot of weight, I found this inspiring. I’ve never heard of this concept before. Its tough to talk about, but thanks for posting.