That does not look like the same dress. Just the same basic style of dress.

Thanks, I needed this abject nightmare fuel so I could do away with that pesky sleep function today.

But how will we know when he does?

“Whoever heard of a system where you put people through trials? Where do these judges come from?” he said.”

Me hearing they are remaking this already perfect movie:

“Everyone you’ve ever heard of is a sex monster.”

https://twitter.com/annamerlan/status/918323044724113409?lang=en

It’s completely bananas that anybody expected there to be any serious diplomatic relations with North Korea after he gutted the State Department, draining it of most of its institutional knowledge, headed it with Mike freaking Pompeo, and doesn’t even have an ambassador to South Korea!

hey thanks! i feel like it more accurately depicts my soul.

DID ANYONE FUCKING PROOFREAD THAT LETTER????????????????????

Jfc, that horribly constructed letter is beyond cringe-worthy. A new day, a new embarrassment for the good ol’ USA. #sad

thoughts and prayers everyone, just thoughts and prayers.

Hold out the olive branch with one hand, while stroking it with the other.

I’m not at all surprised that this meeting isn’t happening but holy shit THAT LETTER THO.

“You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used,”

actual footage of me rn:

But, but, but... there are coins!

You’re like my co-worker who bemoans the female Starbuck, the female 13th Doctor, and so on. I didn’t have the hear to tell him today about Higgins in the Magnum P.I. reboot. The fragility of the white male ego has to be massaged just so, y’know.