I already have a plan. I’m going to walk up to him in a restaurant and say, “You’re stupid and I think I’m going to punch you in your face.” He’ll refuse my offer but I’ll do it anyway and when he’s upset because he didn’t give me permission to punch him in his face I’ll be like, “Uh oh. That’s my bad.”

if you try to sell his babys pictures, he will Deadpool you

Oh he’s definitely a 10. 100%. Would punch.

I only give him a 5 but I’d still hit that.

Xof and I BRO everything, but BROstBoobs is BROda. (BROda, she is)

I don’t buy it for a second. This was “We got caught, and our moms saw it!” Typical bro apology where they equivocat half the apology with “probablys” and “seems” and “appears” kind of stuff.

and recently she’s realized I don’t enjoy her company and we’ve mutually parted ways

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ewwwwwwwww.

Late thirties MILF that I fucked in her basement while her kids were asleep. Slamming body for her age, and I’d never fucked a woman that old. We didn’t hang out again – I think she was only really interested in something serious.

Yo bro, you know who was hot? Member that wacky chick on Friends? Oh, shit, you know what? All the chicks were hot on that show! That show fuckin’ RULED for hot chicks! Yo, what do you call that place with the couch and shit on that show? Bro, we should totally open one of those!

BROpologies.

I find the apology the creepiest part. I want to believe it was written by someone else, but the style seems consistent with Rutledge’s fuck diary. I wasn’t even horribly offended by the pick up artist stuff, just idiot guy being an idiot. The apology convinces me he is a sociopath. Same vibe as I used to get off of…

Also this, from the blog post itself:

*Sad and jaded*

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

I am trying to have a baby right now and this is the kind of thing that makes me terrified of having a boy. Because these guys seem like the type where their mothers had no idea they had raised such misogynistic little shits and are now probably mortified. It is a tall order to raise a good man in this world.

This brings to mind the words of Rhett Butler:

Looks like hipster lumberjack disappointing dipshit Daario Naharis from GoT season 4+5

‘I slept with a bunch of women! they’re all trash obviously because women are just good for one thing, but *I* am a king because I get laid just so much, all the time! screw you, girls that wouldn't date me because they could tell what a douche i am!’