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9/15/15

I feel like I need to know if Gloria Steinem got permission to use that bell hooks quote in a commercial for hand bags...I’m just...I just really don’t understand this at all, because I have so much respect for their work, and it always seemed to point out the problems of corporate hegemony. I just want to really know…

9/15/15

I want. I waaaaaaaant. But not for $400, when H&M is definitely gonna have a $10 knockoff in a month.

9/15/15

I don’t get it.

9/14/15

I actually read that as “aboobing sadness”.

9/14/15

If you listen closely you can hear the gust of a collective mass sigh of relief from all of the dudes circa 1996-2005 that got Tasmanian devil tattoos or were christened with the nickname Taz, that their beloved avatar was mercifully omitted from this garment. For historical purposes and scientific accuracy that is…

9/14/15

I was close in the sense I guessed $21.95

9/14/15

How to Make Your Breasts Look Girlie (Advice from an Asshole)

9/14/15

Kylie Jenner Reveals the Secret to Making Your Breasts 'Look Girlie'

In a video on her newly launched site, Kylie Jenner puts those breast implant rumors to rest and reveals how to make…

9/14/15

$50 or 1500 skeeball tickets.

9/14/15

I was hoping for JournalistDoingAnExposeReally, UndercoverPoliceSting, or TryingToProveTheyUseBots.

9/14/15

goodguydoingthewrongthing

9/14/15

guys now we know all of fightingpolish’s passwords

9/14/15

It’s like they were hedging their bets. “Yeah, I signed up, but look...”

9/14/15

'thisiswrong,' 'ithinkilovemywife,' and Other Leaked Ashley Madison Passwords

Steps to follow when picking your Ashley Madison password: Do not use important dates or your mother’s maiden name,…

9/14/15

Yes, I would opted for tropical beach blue water look, rather than Nebraska fishing pond look, but what do I know.

9/14/15

Vomit colored water is so chic

9/14/15

Dear god, if fashion week doesn’t end soon, there’s going to be a rash of murders in Chelsea that I have no knowledge of and definitely didn’t commit.

9/14/15

Matt Damon Interrupts Successful Black Woman Filmmaker to Explain Diversity to Her

Last night was the fourth season premiere of HBO’s Project Greenlight—a Matt Damon and Ben Affleck passion project…

9/14/15

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.