Oh, sweet, sweet Jesse Williams. I wonder how naked he’ll get this year.

Pay no attention to what everyone who knows you says, you ARE a compassionate person. And a real sweetheart.

I swear to God, if he’s the next subject on “Would U,” I’m never Kinjaing again.

This made me cry a little because it’s so cute and I’m PMS’ing really hard and my emotions are VERY CONFUSED as to how to present themselves.

obligatory.

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

Who did it better?

I got to shake Bill “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” Clinton’s hand once, & not even when he was president.

This President + kids = the most squee-worthy stuff ever.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

Barack Obama has been in Alaska for three days and is basically treating it like his senior year spring break, by getting plastered (probably), taking selfies, getting jizzed on (by a fish) and dancing in places you’re not supposed to dance.

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

I was kind of split on this though- at first I was like, “No, fine her 80k (or her salary) until she complies! Don’t make her a martyr!”

Good. Fuck this stupid sack of shit, her hypocritical, bigoted delusions, and her unethical and illegal refusal to perform her job or comply with the court.