I was thinking there was some excellent shade opportunities for the president when asked what he thought of kanye running for president.

Sorry, but Ian Fleming is the only James Bond author I subscribe to, so fuck this guy. "Too street"? Idris Elba has the style and general suaveness to play a fantastic James Bond. Better than old ass Daniel Craig, looking all agro in all of his scenes.

At that point, it’s not so much, “Who will do better?” as “Who will fuck up my daily life and general civil rights slightly less?” And I have to give it to Kanye.

Also, I saw this joke on Twitter and I screamed. I can’t remember who made it so, I’m going to FatJew this situation.

First Lady Kim Kardashian West.

I don’t particularly care for ‘Ye and his tiresome brand of nonsense, but given a choice between him and a half-watt fuckwit like Trump or Carson, I’d vote for ‘Ye in a heartbeat.

Do you think Kris Jenner just has an IV secretly attached to Kanye’s veins and slowly drains his lifeblood into a golden goblet that she drinks every night while she schemes on how to sell Kylie (deeper) into sexual slavery?

I so want to take everything you say in these comments and put them t-shirts so I can wear them all the time. “I retcon you” and “sour grapes are my jet fuel” should be good for starters.

Eh, people went plenty nuclear over a white dude who shot a lion not too long ago, IIRC. I think we just have such an empathy deficient culture that the honest to god only forms of life that people are able to imagine not judging the fuck out of are animals, so they go nuts with it.

I love dogs. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE dogs. I hated Vick at the time of the pit bull fightings and torturing. I mean hate in a red-hot, want to bash his skull in kind of way. But he has done his time and he still has to beg for forgiveness.. He also hasn’t been in trouble since.

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON.

I’m afrayed not.

BF, I am going to do this and follow these steps exactly. If I don’t check back in shortly, someone send my kid to college.

I can’t wait to see everyone’s nope gifs! I will go first!

Filed to: D-I-WHY

A million years ago I had a top with frayed sleeve things that I thought was oh so cool, the guy I was dating at the time nicely took me to one side and asked if I realised my top was getting a bit old. I suspect jeans would be no better this is just one of the reasons why I now stay in and drink.

Ingenious ploy created by garment factory to use the shitty scrap material from the end of the roll? I think so.