SURELY NO ONE CAN DOUBT MY VIRILITY NOW!!

YESSS DEFACE THAT FUCKER

how have I not read this story, I must find it immediately!

#teamcomet

I feel like this should be more obvious to people. Nobody *wants* to find out their male colleagues are the inevitable disappointments you hoped they weren’t. Al Franken is an embarrassment to progressives, and it absolutely would have been better for all concerned if he hadn’t been.

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk!!! 

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame, you are unique in no respect whatsoever

I couldn’t tell if he was just doing something goofy with it or if he made someone photoshop him a neck. Maybe he’s in the middle of a neck roll?

lmao @ his facial expression, which screams “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, MOM, I’M AN ADULT!!!”

oh man, I have been waiting for new music from Yuna! She has the sweetest voice.

this seems like the obvious answer

This is a great chart but I feel like miso *obviously* belongs in the Cheese section? it’s fermented, it brings umami in much the same way nutritional yeast does, and it doesn’t have the bite that garlic, shallots, or peppers have...

I am... so sorry for your loss. fuckin’ periods, man.

nope nope nope nope

lmao none of these twats know how to smile like a real human being

This story was so heartbreaking to read. It’s important, but I honestly don’t know that I’d watch the series.

Maybe I’m spoiled by living in the PNW, but I can think of about two dozen seafood restaurants across the price spectrum that I would go to before I’d go to a Red Lobster. Shit, I might just walk down to the water at low tide and pick limpets off of rocks first. 6_6

I love the visuals; my only critique is that I wish the dancers got more camera time- more in focus, longer takes. Like, I know it all has to be about Bey, but the editing on this (maybe because they also had to cut in scenes from the movie?) felt frantic.

Surely there’s an iceberg somewhere we could book for them.