Can’t believe she missed this straight up XXX scene of them fucking

As a fellow gardener, I’ve found that this is also a great way to use up my green tomatoes once the PNW rain hits in the fall. Why toss out pounds (TENS OF FUCKING POUNDS) of green tomatoes when you can turn them into salsa gold? They don’t have the same acid kick of tomatillos but you can help that out with some…

Yes, a lot of people (myself included) would rather pathologize bad behavior rather than admit that a person intends and enjoys the pain of others. It helps us and our self-ideation as “good people” to externalize hurting others. We should consider that in doing so we implicitly conflate two groups: (1) people who…

So why the fuck hasn’t he been rightfully thrown to the wolves long ago?

They mention the cyclothemia in the article.

What is it that makes people ignore every single red flag and stay with someone who is evil? These stories all seem to follow a pattern. “When we first got together, he [did objectively disgusting things], then later on he [did even worse things].” What makes someone ignore every person in their life saying, “You…

okay (1) hardneck garlic is a lot easier to peel than softneck garlic; change your garlic, change your life and (2) ESTHER NOOOOOOOOOO

Ironically, that would be too rich. Remember that the rich will already be fatty and well-marbled, what with all the massages. I’d suggest a chimichurri or another salsa to brighten the dish.

Verse 1: Your tweets about me are mean

EAT

I don’t ever watch a Ciara video without being amazed by her dancing. *shakes head in amazement*

okay, “Set” is not a banger but the video is fun?

Imagine having to rewrite yourself this many times and still not coming up with any good subject matter

Her closet, while nearly the size of a studio apartment, is mostly filled with youthful, egalitarian brands: Cotton Citizen, Alice + Olivia, H&M;

lmao he still shows up in things on occasion but he is so uniformly bad. Josh Hartnett definitely won that teen heartthrob-off

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

There are also a couple of flashbacks from Ant-Man and Ant-Man and The Wasp that address that long and mysterious period...

Alexa, play “Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves” by The Eurythmics

Kate Beaton posted a sketch comic once about going to a public school and meeting a bunch of kids, and their teacher who was very careful to differentiate between “questions” and “stories”. I’d forever love a moderator who just called out the stories and moved on to the next kid questioner.

are you.... are you still here