who was rallying in defense of the Harry S Truman anyway, really, honestly, who

ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED, LOU

note that Hawkeye was *conspicuously absent* when Rhodes said that line...

They pull him out whenever they need a plain-talking (but mostly inoffensive!) Middle American family man who’s only 50% about that life. I personally don’t think they’ve used that trope in an interesting way, and I certainly don’t think that other characters needed to die for him twice.

god, IF ONLY

Can we talk about how Family Man Clint also ends up having someone (with a previous history of evil/moral ambiguity) sacrifice themselves to save him in both Age of Ultron and Endgame? 

if I’m Francis who is Herb

Also, to be clear, the Agent Carter TV series (both seasons still streaming on Hulu!) has a whole plotline about Peggy getting over the loss of Steve. A mere acquaintance he was not.

honestly what is your damage

John, you don’t get to tell other people how to spend their holidays.

yeah, when I keep a man’s photo on my desk for 25 years after I last saw him, it’s usually due to a general interest

I loved when he tried to head-butt her into next week and she just... stood there. “Titan” my ass.

. . . who the fuck is Francis

yup, literally nothing funner than misconstruing signs in another country for a dumb laugh like fucking yokels, amirite

Michelle! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sorry, is this Olivia “Take The Sandwich Out Of Her Mouth” Munn? Bitch, miss me.

lmao whatever man

“Minimum wage jobs are for teenagers, not people who have to support themselves!” - some asshole somewhere always

(1) You realize that not every movie can be Black Panther, right?

I think part of my problem with using “Just a Girl” in that scene is that it’s definitely not an empowerment anthem, it’s not even a particularly forceful repudiation of sexism/oppression; it’s just well-known and has the word “girl” in it. So many better songs from the era that would have been more tonally…