LET’S FIND OUT

I worried at first about their kids, but realized that I also would bang myself all up on those hard edges. 6_6

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Counterpoint: even The Body doesn’t hold up because Joss is incapable of writing characters who feel things deeply without blurting out every anguished thought they have.

I uh,,, thought this was a given by now. “I, Joss Whedon, am a brilliant genius who keeps having his vision ruined by studios” is a story he’s been selling since the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie in ‘92. :|

That’s so weird, I for sure thought that “minor but beloved comic-book property, but with more swears” would be a winning concept

okay but the ones who didn’t create the murderbot(s) I think are... understandably reluctant to be put on a leash when they didn’t do the deed.

it’s Snyder, all the song choices are on the nose

Counterpoint: Whedon thinks he’s a better director than he is, copies a few standard tricks that others have done better (Cuaron’s long takes, Snyder’s fast-slow-fast) and ends up serving up extremely cornball shots. Compare the assault on the Hydra stronghold from Age of Ultron with the airport battle in Civil War,…

What does it take to keep together a family, whether inherited or chosen, when a bunch of motherfuckers—dead, alive—want to eradicate you via sword and ice magic?

Re: The Falcon and The Winter Soldier: if this isn’t an updated Odd Couple, I don’t want it.

No Consequences for Blonde Heiresses :|

I just think of how many times I used to turn my ankles back when I wore heels. In my 20s, I would just roll right back and keep walking, but the last time I did it it hurt for a freaking week. OUR FEET AREN’T MADE FOR THIS.

ATTENTION CHILDREN: HIGH HEELS ARE SPECIAL OCCASION SHOES. Unless you want to get multiple foot surgeries when you’re older. :|

No because I wrecked my feet with heels in my 20s and can only wear flats or near-flats now.

lmao

This is terrible. How are we supposed to eat the rich if they’re all gristle?!?

Honestly feels like a misfire by the writers; they seem to think that Nick, as a love interest, needs an angsty secret, just as Harvey needed an angsty secret; NO, HE CAN JUST BE A SEXY EVIL BOY-WITCH. The “unique connection” between him and Sabrina that drove his familiar nuts seemed particularly concocted.