Me: The prison-industrial complex must be destroyed, there is no just incarceration

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy stretch chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps

Edited to add: it is hilariously British of you to show up in the comments just to defend the honor of the Aga, bless you, good lady

I know I am middle-aged because if I had found myself at this event I would have grabbed handfuls of produce, stuffed them down my pants, and made for the exit. Free limes and garlic, and the garlic is already PEELED?

The kitchen comes with one of the infamous-via-Lords-and-Ladles Aga ovens, so you know I’m in. Screw these modern ovens with their predictable, uniform temperatures and cooking times!

I topped out at Keyboard Squire years ago :’(

imagine intentionally self-identifying as a “keyboard warrior” lmao

Man, I flew behind an entire family that very obviously had bronchitis like a year ago; I would take this lady and her baby over them any day. Skin rashes are not dangerous.

Thanks for sharing this. God, her positivity amazes me.

It’s probably not unsafe, in most cases, but leaving it open to the air means particles, skin cells, tiny bugs, etc. can get mixed in.

Using Crooked’s Lawyers!

what can we say, he’s a tease

Just inject “What’s Up Danger” directly into my veins, thanks

Extremely cool that women are still so inequal in so many fields of American life but we at least get the change to throw our lives away for an imperialist government that relentlessly ignores our concerns and devalues our lives, hurraaaaaaaaayyyy

I’m fucking mad that this guy was nonetheless admitted to the bar given the usual good moral character requirements. 

I mean, I assumed that was a dumb joke made by Ryan Reynolds’s dumb joke of a character, but... hurray vagina dentata?

So to be clear, to be a Ghostbusters fan I must have

(1) It’s me, Spooon, here to defend the honor of the sassy receptionist archetype! You as a woman should find these breadcrumbs adequate!

(1) how many more exact replicas of Ghostbusters (aside from Ghostbusters 2) do you need

Hey maybe you misread my comment