Extremely cool that women are still so inequal in so many fields of American life but we at least get the change to throw our lives away for an imperialist government that relentlessly ignores our concerns and devalues our lives, hurraaaaaaaaayyyy

I’m fucking mad that this guy was nonetheless admitted to the bar given the usual good moral character requirements. 

I mean, I assumed that was a dumb joke made by Ryan Reynolds’s dumb joke of a character, but... hurray vagina dentata?

Blade 3 is great ONLY for Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey and their joint toxic energy

Pictured: Harry Knowles

lmao yeah noooobody is going to Kent to fuck unless fate has already put them there

both the intro paragraph to this article and the comments below it make me think that y’all deserve to have McDonalds-hot coffee spilled in your groin and recover from third-degree burns. :|

Hot Fuzz.

okay but when their audience is 17-and-unders it fits

I am extremely mad that I now have to like Chris Pratt again because he has a fiber connection

is that a trick of the light or did this young lady forget to have them spray tan her feet...??????

This poor woman, her poor baby. Rest in power.

Man if they’re printing any old fanfiction now I should really switch careers

I mean... I guess you could consider blood and afterbirth to be a kind of... “red lace”... :\

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It’s funny how people on these internets will just caaaaaaasually imply that someone is lying for literally no reason. I’ll show you the full data set once it gets published, I promise.

He’d say “I just love watching you” but secretly he’s just acquiring more data...

Yeah, I wonder in particular if the services don’t lean on the side of finding Native American heritage, since a lot of (white) people seem to expect/hope for it. Glad your mom is cool about it.

I read the first line of this and heard it as the chorus to PrimeTime by Janelle Monae ft. Miguel.