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as someone who grows my own garlic- you can plant a 4'x4' square of hardneck garlic and get *maybe* one serving’s worth of scapes. You get one per garlic plant and you will have to wait eight months for them.

Dear Rick Santorum, thank you for allowing me to once again enjoy this picture of your family looking sad when you lost your Senate seat:

(I got my CPR certification recently and tourniquets were covered.)

and the holes from semiautomatic rifles are apparently just more ruinously dangerous than regular handgun bullet holes. So you can put pressure on that wound to try and stop the bleeding all you want, the person’s internal organs are already in tatters and dollars to donuts it won’t make a bit of difference

no, solicitation is generally what a pimp or a prostitute does- offering one’s own or another’s services in exchange for money. Attempting to pay for sex after the fact is generally not a crime except in the larger cosmic sense.

TPUSA does seem to be really great at producing graphics that can then be repurposed into searing burns of him and the org

glance longingly at his very good friends Bucky and The Falcon.

yeah it’s... not easy to parse. My mom was a fossil fiend so I feel like I have *some* knowledge base... =_=

“almost all seashells are 65 million years old and that’s half the reason people collect them.”

weeeeeeeeeelllppp, guess it’s a good thing I’ve got Pacific Rim on Blu-Ray.

they’re all Fredos

capitalism without joy T_T

I don’t even let my own children that I birthed sleep in my bed any more. I like to actually sleep in my bed, though. :|

lol I use the industrial brown paper hand towels in the bathroom. A+++ blotting. Now if I could just get the makeup to stay on...

thank god Jonathan is here, a month late, to defend the laying ability of human men. Great job, Jonathan.

you look amazing at 7:00 at night, fyi. extremely sultry. On the days when I wear makeup, by 7:00 I look like someone dumped a bottle of vegetable oil on my face.

thank god for municipal food waste composting *_*

honestly what recipes are they suggesting for banana peels, how could you *possibly* make those edible/appetizing

The Feminist AF candle comes in black and pink, and is the perfect way to have a lit International Women’s Day!

oh.... oh no...