I was thinking of that one when I read this one too. I imagine there are thousands more stories just like these, of women who reported only to be ignored or retraumatized. I weep for these women.

It gives me a tiny bit of comfort to imagine them as the asshole detectives in Hot Fuzz.

what the fuck is wrong with you, fuck off

Yeah, I definitely read this as WikiLeaks’ “No puppet, you’re the puppet” moment. Which, nice try, guys.

More like Ghostbusters.

Correct. >>_<<

It is truly amazing to me how little cops believe victims. You could have video of your violent assault and they’d still find a way to botch that shit because they truly believe that rape victims are unrapeable.

I wish any of this were a surprise. But then, I read this article just last night, soooooooooooo

As we limp towards our nation’s collective waking nightmare, Donald Trump is doing his best to make good on his heinous campaign promise to build a physical wall along the border between Mexico and the United States. The unexpected twist? Mexico won’t be the ones to pay for it.

LOOK HARDER BRIAN

quitcher braggin

There is nothing unprofessional about laughing at a literal sausage stuffed into a dude’s pants. That is the only sane reaction under the circumstances.

this visual!

Yeah, my butthole definitely has not ever admitted a dick that I did not (at least nominally) want to admit. But maybe other people’s buttholes are more accepting than mine?

I feel like those books of hilarious doctors’ stories are almost always made up? Sort of like how the “phenomenon” of a vagina clamping down on a dick and not letting it escape turned out to be a made-up story 19th century doctors told each other for lulz?

but did you feel bad ENOUGH

clearly a number of heterosexual people also do not understand this subject

hee hee rectified hee hee

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

JESUS, BRIAN. JESUS GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.