WHY ISN’T SOMEONE INSTANTLY REMOVING THIS UNDESIRED OBJECT FROM MY HAND

Clearly ready for anything with that gladiator gear.

Lady in pink walks like she sharted

It’s almost too easy.

Well, this is complete. Indeed, I enjoyed it more:

Are you up to hi-jinks again Drunk Billy?

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

What a waste of water.

a thong though

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

internet g.i.r.l = guy in real life

Just have the Olympics in Los Angeles every single time. They’re the only city to have ever turned a profit on it (twice!) and they have plenty of space and facilities.

Now you just need diana to write 3 articles about it making various implications but really saying nothing.

Should I google 50 cent BBC?

BMW reliability and Toyota performance, what could possibly go wrong?

Since when Gen 1 didn’t assign genders to Pokemon (nidorans excepted) so I was free to decide which ones were male and female and arbitrarily decided the legendary birds were all female.

I hope Korey Stringer greets him at the Pearly Gates, and I hope Dennis Green lets him get some gatorade.

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

This would’ve been great technology for Antonio Cromartie’s college girlfriends.

Apparently Chinese women killing chickens on buses happens a lot in San Francisco. AE's story sounds strikingly similar to this story from sonofabillionaire.