Advice for men or for women?

Moving on would have been to testify. I feel sorry for the guy who knocked that mess up to begin with.

Thanks for the insightful review of pokemon go (go do something productive until you calm down from your bitch fit).

I stopped using this position after dropping it on my face a few times. That and the screen rotation would always go bonkers.

They didn’t have the luxury of indoor plumbing.

Great grandparents used them for toilet paper.

Talk about an introduction to law and life sucking 101.

Applying the oil directly to my skin has always helped against any unwanted skin conditions.

I miss the days I could lie on my stomach and draw. I’ve been wanting to try a Teeter and see if I could draw while doing some Mission Impossible suspension acrobatics.

That’s what I was thinking. What if you work with bombs for a living?

How you gonna remember dat if you ain’t focused

funny, but he’s pretty hot compared to most other NBA bitches.

It’s more, like, BMW just makes a great car.

ABC?

Pappy just calls us Heinz-57. A little bit of everything.

Modify? More, like, construct.

Just because you’re used to smelling your ass on everything doesn’t mean the rest of the world is. If you wore it for any amount of time, it needs to be washed.

Soon-Yi! WTF

My vision is getting bad. I thought it read fleshlight. lol

My vision is getting bad. I thought it read fleshlight. lol

That stupid mouse has the loudest buttons when clicked. You trade one handicap for another by going crazy.

That stupid mouse has the loudest buttons when clicked. You trade one handicap for another by going crazy.