Its like there might be a problem of them not getting paid enough. Man, I wish there was something like a group of people who be able to do something. Like say, maybe, do some bargaining. Maybe collectively or something like that. They could be a part of a guild, or something analogous to it.

Putting a pin here so I can come back later to see how having a seizure is unfair criticism of the christ-game that is beyond reproach  

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

I honestly can’t believe the west won that particular culture war.

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

To those without virtue, any act of empathy is written off as virtue signalling

No way dude. If monsters can run around pretending mac and cheese pizza is edible, than I can have this. 

TVADGYCGJR was Elon Musks second choice for the baby name.

I hate to be pedantic, but they stopped being scooters when they decided to participate in the breaking down of storefront windows. Now they’re sclooters and I just can’t get on board with that.

One punnnnnnnnnnch....*guitar riffs*

You should set every Cadbury Egg on fire because they’re garbage.

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

It’s squinting at the poors 

My first date power move was actually motivating myself to go on the date in the first place. 

And now the remaining 10% of slightly angrier styling and a badge change. Also different taillights.

Cadillac is Super Cruise, not supercruise. Different words. 

Boomers put that stuff in emails.

Considering their other shows include American Idol, American Juniors, American Inventor, America’s Got Talent and The Next Great American Band, I think Fremantle may have fundamentally misunderstood what American Gods is about.