Has he LS swapped one yet?

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

They obviously feared for their lives. Running after someone on foot raises the heart rate which could potentially lead to a heart attack. Fear for your life = shoot!

Yoshida on his anonymous account: “Get out of the fucking orange you scrub!”

You must be fun at parties.

In any kind of article like this (or anything about, say, a police shooting), I’m always bewildered to see the number of people who seem to genuinely feel that this is the only way the world can be.

Yup, I’m am sure he checks every single bulb every single time...very practical option.

Psh. Couple years ago I got stopped in a “blue light special” on I-5—state troops were “clocking people via airplane” and stopped half a dozen other cars that I saw in the half hour I was on the road.

Don’t be a person of color.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

Can I just say what a bunch of assholes to group up into order to make sure he DOESN’T achieve a full set of 32?

“They’re different from me and that terrifies me!”

Every Cringe Begins With Cade

I feel for the kid, when he came to they probably asked him his name, to which his likely reply was, “Fuck. It’s still Cade.”

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

There will be a lot of nuanced, level-headed discussion in this comment section.

Ha, Pornhub should release some stats for before, during, and after this outage.

No, but there will be a huge spike in kleenex sales tomorrow.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.