80 years later and Nazis are still stealing art...

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

Before I even read any of the comments.

Mustang-colored ice cream:

Sadly, many of your readers don’t know how glorious a 2:30 am run to Whataburger for an egg, sausage, and cheese taquito really is.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

News: “Military” doesn’t mean superhero and their gear isn’t magic.

Maybe they could start a GoFundMe campaign.

Mustang strikes again.

i wonder what the conversation went like after you left the room

Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I am ever ever so fucking sick and tired of men with guns who will not take NO for an answer.

“We want cheap, small, light weight sport cars!”

I can’t help but see Main Lady as the Lady from Team America.

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

Please please please please please make this happen!!!

It was proofread at 200 MPH.