The Nori green on the LC500 is one of my favorite paints of all time.

*Buys a truck in bright red*

Yeah, that’s a young woman’s game project for sure. Which is why he has to date younger women. And then you have Keanu, who dates an age appropriate woman with gray hair. It can be done.

Oh, shit, you’re right. If I were ever asked to draw the face of a horsefucker for Pictionary, it would look like that.

It’s surprising to a lot of people here on Jalopnik, but some people like to get a new car every 3 or 4 years. And they aren’t greedy capitalist pigs for doing so.

haha what ?

That’s not a girl, she’s a grown ass woman too. I know you didn’t mean to state so, but that hat and her acting and calling herself a “girl” solidifies herself as “innocent.”

Man that shit was more entertaining than Blacklist. As soon as it started, I was like “this gon be good”. My wife was uninterested until I yelled, “Oh shit, someone got shot!”, while on mute in a “meeting”. Her eyes were glued on everything since then. It’s hard to work while being distracted by racist WIEpipo (2021…

Yeah lol I mean it’s plausible that they could wear Casio or Timex but those aren’t “quality” beyond pure function.

What in the ever loving fuck is happening in DC right now? Shots being fired both ways, protesters storming the Senate. This just shows the amount of power deliberate misinformation can have on people, causing them to literally storm one of our arms of government brandishing weapons. Again I say, What. The. Fuck.

As a watch guy, I’m very curious what kind of watches these buyers wear. Rolex and Patek wouldn’t line up... Grand Seiko?

I know exactly one person who drives a Land Cruiser. His name is Robert, and he’s an engineer from Seattle. We met because we hired the same architect to design our houses.

Boba and Fennec are getting their own TV show - that was a teaser for it - The Mandalorian is still going to be about Din. Hoever, because it’s all made by the same people and The Book of Boba Fett is being filmed first (for release Dcember next year) season 3 of The Mandalorian is going to be delayed till 2022 (most…

Oh?

Hey! I always look forward to seeing Pete. He has a weird unexplainable charisma, and I def have a soft spot for him - but since I’m many, many years older I mostly want to fix him a snack, ask how his therapy is going, and counsel him about his life choices.

And......... That sort of thinking is exactly why they won’t sell it in the States.

You think that a 4500lb Camry with 30 more horsepower will be faster than a 2800lb YarisGR?

Because multiple people have brought that to my attention, including emailing the tips line to insinuate that Pastrana is some kind of murderer lover. I just wanted to clear the air about that particular sponsor, which is getting some attention online.