It’s really cute how you Z and Infiniti guys think those cars sound good.

The F is wrong with you? Go sit in the corner and think about what you just did

Someone assembling an IKEA kitchen.

I had a 2.3L Mazda6 that the engine seized in, due to an oil leak. The engine failure was spectacular when it happened. Car started rattling violently, then died. My father convinced me to get the engine replaced in it instead of junking it. (Mistake #1) We searched around and found a Midas-affiliated shop locally…

Did I fucking ask for a hot towel, Margie? Go get me some eucalyptus leaves, chop chop.

God, this is so great. +28

+ 28 bricks

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

"I will fly my ass over there and bust heads myself. You think I can't? You see that rocket out there? I can be there in 2 hours. Don't talk to me about the leads I'm giving you. I've got guys in Europe, all over the US closing deals left and right. Leads, shit. PUT THE COFFEE DOWN. "

Or a tuk tuk

Please test some minivans. Minivan hoonage is the best, especially in Honda Odysseys that have the best minivan engines ever (OHC and VTEC FTW!)

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