He used to be charming, outgoing, and gregarious. Now he’s only outgoing and gregarious. 

Me too. I think personality changes are so broadly indicative of dementia and aging, that it will be tough to prove his sparkle diminished due to this singular event.

I bet Christina Millian is like “goddamn I dodged a bullet with that one.” what a sicko. 

It reminds me of all the times my brother would make awful comments about my appearance growing up only to respond when met with anger or tears, “I’m just telling the truth!”

The universe gives it how it’s supposed to be given

My read is that they both seem like genuinely kind people, and it’s obvious they came from stable family lives that turned them into, all things considering, decent human beings.

I feel the same way about Joseph Smith and the LDS cult. He wanted to molest and rape underage girls so bad he created a whole religion that said God said all that sex abuse was holy. 

The whole thing reads like a practical joke troll that got out of control. I still wonder whether L Ron Hubbard was actually serious about believing this crap or not.

That photo is fucking disgusting. I don’t care who you are, I don’t want to see anyone’s post coital photo.

I don’t often come in here to comment (I haven’t commented in Kinja since Gawker was canceled by noted snowflake Peter Thiel), but I have to say something in this case:

“Abortion harms not only the unborn children who are killed, but also the fathers who have had their fatherhood stolen from them”

Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

Out of wedlock? My, my, how lackadaisical the party of family values has become.

I like how whenever they do this (and they do it plenty; recall Palin previously), they talk about how proud they are of their child for “choosing life” as if we’re going to suddenly forget that they don’t view it as a “choice” at all.

The lawsuit will not clear their names because there’s no turning back the clock on the fact that we’ve been shown considerable evidence that the Peltzes and Brooklyn are petty, privileged, empty-headed, Trumpish babies who will scream ‘I’LL SUE!!’ if someone doesn’t give them everything that they want exactly when…

The orphan-crushing machine provides valuable jobs and revenue to our community. Why do you hate job-creators?

Can you imagine what arts would look like if they were funded like high school football or hockey? (I’m north of the 49th parallel, hockey is bigger here.) Homecoming weekend, all of the football players run through a banner, yeah, but the artsy kids are running through a print of the Mona Lisa, and the AV kids are…

“Our position has always been that, once we are certified by the FDA, Walgreens plans to dispense Mifepristone in any jurisdiction where it is legally permissible to do so, including the state of California,” a Walgreens representative told Politico. “Walgreens is facing the same circumstances as all retail…

The GOP just showed they were willing to sever their ties with fucking Disney for their (im)moral “purity” crusade. If they are willing to turn on The Mouse, then other corporations have gotta be wondering what these mad dogs will do next if they don’t get their way. We’re all just trying to ride out the tide of crazy…

Yup. We exist in a epoch optimized for bullshit.