Yes, sweetheart.

How about that non-apology? I’m sorry that happened to you? GFY with that. You could have done something. You could have stood up against the people bullying others at a child’s birthday but you didn’t.

“I’m so sorry that happened to you” as if it were a fucking act of god. I’m so glad these people are going to jail.

From another article on CNN:

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,” Norton, referring to her previous behavior with the Respect the Flag group, tearfully told the courtroom. “That is not me. That is not [Torres].”

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

I have never eaten meatloaf good enough to not douse in ketchup.

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

My mother also liked to broil up some steaky hockey pucks. Ketchup or A1 were necessary lubrication for the safety of your esophagus.

As someone whose family often broiled steaks in the oven to the point of charring them through, I can attest that ketchup is possibly the only thing that can make a well done steak palatable.

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

I’m cackling at your username in relation to this comment haha. Well done!

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

dang, can’t unsee it now

My friend’s 10 year old son told his dad “Stop playing with baby toys! It is weird!” re: the father’s Star Wars merch collection. I think his heart broke more than if he had found out the kid had killed someone.

Hey, Artimis was Wondy for a bit...

“In fact, he said she was so excited about it, she wouldn’t let any other kids try it on”. Yeaahhh, I’m not going to fault her for that. That’s like someone asking to juggle your Faberge egg collection. Super adorbs.