If nothing else, we now have a clear litmus test to identify horrible people more easily.

Take us with you, Michelle!!

I just assume that scotch tape plays a role in all his accessories.

I hope it makes him feel a little better! That’s my mantra whenever I’m overwhelmed w/Imposter Sydrome. Actual incompetent people probably don’t think they’re incompetent :P

To me it’s actually a reassuring sign that he worries about that. Someone who really had narcissistic traits probably wouldn’t be self-reflective like that.

Wow. Didn’t think I could hate that pos any more...

I imagine it would also raise some troubling existential questions, like if you were raised by a monster/share genes, what are the implications about yourself?

Wow, it’s like political shitshow bingo!

Trump looks fetching in blue

In the words of many a college professor, “there’s a lot to unpack here.”

Right there with you. I go from zero to rage whenever I see his face or hear his voice.

Were the missiles covered in gold foil leaf?

Oh the privilege to travel and write a book about your 1st world problems :/

Yup. Aspirational to me just means unique, happy, fun, interesting, etc. The CEO and too many other people believe that fat women can’t be those things, and it’s so fucking completely false.

Agreed— the only people I’ve heard offended by the words “plus size” or even just “fat” are people who have have internalized our society’s fatphobia. I have been plus size, fat, etc, etc my entire adult life. I am fat, I am brunette, I am tall, I am beautiful: these are physical descriptors, not value judgements.

Nope, you’re not weird— you’re a good person! This is how everyone should approach their wedding.

What is this, a budget for ants??

Good god, I couldn’t even get through the 1 min. and 13 sec. video up top. All the cringes. We’re so fucked.

And a whole lotta bullshit...

I think you mean “Keep this country in your prayers.” I’m an atheist, but I’d become a believer tomorrow if that orange clown got the smiting he so desperately deserves.