Time to hit the “abort friendship” button

You’re in for a treat, Spidey fan!

Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?

As someone who has lost and gained and lost and gained and lost and gained weight throughout my life —-no shit, science!

Women wearing, like, pants and stuff are pretty confusing tho

Goodbye, beautiful snowflakes. What a waste of some amazing chemistry!!

WHYYYY D:

Seriously...what exactly has been “Christ-like” about his campaign??

THIS!!! I’ve had years of stomach issues stemming from my dependence on ibuprofen all through my teen years and early 20s before discovering the magic period-healing properties of the pill. :/

Agreed—a fundamental lack of empathy.

You ladies must have nerves of steel!

That’s an insult to farts

But we love you!

Hold me

My bf’s mother (gag).

Don’t Ask Me, OK Go

I just heard a story about that the other day! http://www.marketplace.org/2015/11/09/lif…

Ditto. My Lane Bryant yoga pants haven’t spontaneously disintegrated in the 2+ years I’ve worn them. Maybe my cellulite isn’t sharp enough?

With me and my siblings we’re at least 7!

You do you!