I don't want to judge prematurely, because they all might be awesome, but it seems that all of the DC Universe movies are cramming every single DC Universe character into them without any method.

I saw Matrix Reloaded twice in the theaters, both times I took a pee break during the rave/orgy scene. You can take a pee break any time that's not the highway chase and miss nothing of any importance.

Spider-Man 3

I hope you're referring to the movie and not a 3 hour pee break.

Basically I summarize this movie as "Frank Miller Wants to Have Sex With a Building"

I...don't think you're wrong about your synopsis there.

at any given point.

I had to step out for a pee break at the beginning of the Titanic.

There was so little happening for pretty much the entire movie.

Least self aware title ever.

As long as you don't leave in the first/last 10 minutes:

The Spirit. Basically you can miss any part of this film and you will be just as confused at the end, as to how it was green lit, as if you had sat through the whole thing.

Jesus, this movie is going to provide cosplay subject material for years.

His ability to act menacing is not a concern.

Yeah, I don't trust them Lannisters. Lena was also seen last year teasing people with a rock shaped like a heart.

As much as I hate the whole filler that is the Mummer's Dragon storyline....I really just got fucking pumped that there might be more book material, and that what might be people we thought were axed might still show up.

I never get how people can write these kinds of analyses about Harry Potter without reaching the obvious conclusion that Harry is the primary benefactor of the pervasive classism, an unimpressive jock who doesn't work particularly hard or show any particular intelligence, but who gets propped up at every turn by the…

Interesting point. My friend and I were arguing about whether Hogwarts students and other magical children of the world needed to learn basic math or not. Thoughts anyone?

Oh, you mean this guy?

the show had no goddamned clue what to do with a character who could instantly solve all the show's conflicts by traveling through time

All religions are a load of crap, but scientology is absolute garbage. No religions should get away with not paying taxes, and cults like scientology should be taxed double just because they're such obvious loads of crap.