It's not your birthday! It's... it's... it's...
It's not your birthday! It's... it's... it's...
Frankly, I'd rather see the Arrested Development musical. Starring Tobias!
Frankly, I'd rather see the Arrested Development musical. With Tobias of course.
No love for Looper?
No no no no.... He thinks Bradley Cooper is pizza.
I was surprised not to see this here. Oh, John Oliver, you are awesome.
....or Iron Man!
Tectonic plates accelerated.... architects became moot.
Nothing used to escape black holes.
For the record, tricky language here means it COULD still be a dead ranger into whom Benjen warged...
I guess. I thought it was plausible if not likely. Even if it's one of the Children of the Forest, I thought "a long time ago" could mean 3 years if we're talking about a walking-around-zombie man (who apparently has things like blood that has pooled into his fingertips, which seem to indicate an element of normal…
I love io9. I really, really love it. But this article, which at the very least attacks a handful of straw men, is a really unfortunate and, well, cartoonish rant against certain Internet chatter. It's a monologue, and the heading even declares that its views "shut down" the opposition.
There and Back Again, Then There Again, Then Back Again, Then There a Few More Times
Well, I suppose Mr. Boddy was hurt by too much Clue.
"It's not torture if it's robots."
Valar Morghulus, indeed.
You should count the fourth! Now THAT season is unappreciated in its time. Ok, fine... They all have been.
Settlers of Catan: The Ssolution for liking the number seven too much (unless that damn robber's been on your land too long).
*walk. Walk away from him... This isn't the Running Dead.
ASOIAF. We only complain because, let's face it, they're worth it. They're like a delicious Guinness. Hearty, stout, and amazing.