Before someone inevitably complains "Hey, io9 comment people, Casablanca isn't sci-fi or fantasy!..."

Well, it's actually not until Jesus, meek and mild, that we get some lovely descriptions of Hell...

Not to put too heavy a point on it with a fellow io9er, but I hate this type of thinking. Have some pride in your fellow species! With only traits adapted for surviving the savanna, we've managed to extend those abilities into building pyramids, the Internet, and snow cones! I think humanity is worth its salt, and a…

Aren't we forgetting a funny little story that went down later in that same timeline...

"Who is Greedo?"

"Dead" I think. Training with Ducard, etcetera.

The one written by Al Gore. Duh.

Do the Right Thing: Get Your Head Cut Off.

Communism is not socialism. To be a Leftist does not require being a Trotskyite or believing that the USSR was not a fascistic regime. Animal Farm is an allegory for how the Stalin era went bad. I would recommend reading "Why Orwell Matters", or doing some general research. Orwell, aka Eric Arthur Blair, considered…

Those eyes have some sort of "magical forgiveness" effect

Who'd have thought that a force in this Universe could be so repellent that it could make people hate a thing as theoretically adorable as "puppy power"?

Batmanuel: General, if it pleases the court...

Narcissus loved his clone. Wasn't masturbation...

There's no booze at this gif party?

I AM THE REBOOT!!!

Maybe don't recruit the one guy who is A) in jail and out of action and B) will be sure to betray you and usurp your leadership once he's on Team Evil.

I'm glad that both the Mountain and Daario Naharis are Faceless Men. Oh, and Beric Dondarrion. And Tommen. All Faceless Men! Yep. Yep. That's what I'm going with.

I think their actions prove irresponsible/ negligent to the point of moral inexcusability

HULK ANGRIEST GEEK THERE IS!

So, you're saying... we made enough trash to cover the whole Earth? Ugh, let's just send people to space and let them lose their bone mass. A few robots can clean it up. Probably. Before people devolve into the kind of thinkers that believe pizza will grow on trees."