Beard care is absolutely important. Dedicated wash, condition, and a daily oil/balm will make it look and feel a thousand times better.

The only good policy idea Yang is pushing is UBI, and ‘freedom dividend’ is a terrible fucking name for it.

Pike Place Roast in particular tastes “like ass.”

I live in Memphis, and while sketchy AF, we don’t have anything like Vegas or Branson. Branson is Vegas for the MAGA crowd.

Is that before or after his confrontation with Corn Pop? In either case, the answer is yes.

Can we somehow go back in time and cancel Joe before he decided to run for the Presidency?

*tosses guard over rope handrail into waiting lava pit*

Yeah, I figured, it’s just real shitty.

Every single article I read here. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. This dumbfuck is top comment. Who in the hell ungreyed this garbage?

This guy seems more like a small time small-time dick.

I haven’t personally owned a Nissan but you might be onto something. I’ve seen some absolute shitboxes still rolling down the interstate at speed, so apparently they can take a licking.

This is pretty true. For as lame and uninspiring as all of Nissan’s models are now, they fly off the lots here. Altimas and Maximas sell like gangbusters, and I cannot figure out why.

Mailman (Delivered Me a Subpoena)

We need more Kid Rock/food puns.

Comparing current private insurances in the US and UK is disingenuous.

These same sex ‘ships are really about FREEDUM, and with Billy Dee confirming that Lando is pansexual AF, we really can’t afford NOT to make hyper-realistic sci-fi porn. 

As long as it’s one long, continuous take, I’d be down.

Gives me the same memories. Cheers to you

Lest anyone forgot:

Red states use block grants to steal federal money earmarked for people in need. Source: lifelong resident of a deep red state.