And I mean that literally, as in attorneys specializing in issues arising from clients having sex.

Between Avenatti’s doggedness and Cohen’s towering incompetence, is it possible this country is going to be saved by fucking lawyers?

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

He’ll be in a penthouse suite once American has been made great again(tm). 

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

My aunt lives in London, OT it’s notoriously racist. London, OT is like Canadian Alabama. 

She had multiple warrants. She ran from the officers inside her residence. The officers were forced to make forced entry into her residence and took her into custody without further incident,” Sgt. Paul Davis told the news station.

It’s almost as if time and time again Republicans prove that Party-First gets shit done, and Democrats can’t just follow through with that sentiment to get shit done for dumb reasons like “my feelings” or “I just don’t trust her” or “but her emails” or whatever dumb shit they come up with. We’re in a bad spot, this…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If one end of the spectrum is being a total ghoul, and the other is fighting for the under class, then the “centrist” is just the person who is happy to let the underprivileged continue to suffer in order to benefit everyone else. So fuck your “centrism”.

If the American president wants to be the "leader of the free world" (whatever that means) they better be ready to be satirized by anyone in said "free world" (again, whatever that means)

But unceasing flippant snark in the face of what I keep insisting are continually-escalating life-and-death circumstances makes me feel I’ve accomplished something activistic for the day.

It’s gonna be a real bummer when we all end up in concentration camps because satire was the only weapon we tried to employ in the name of decency and outrage.