God, this season of America is such shit.

Me either, but I’ll happily light a candle. At this point, intervention by the Flying Spaghetti Monster would also be gratefully accepted.

Donald Trump spent his entire campaign saying, “Who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes, your own ears, and the substantial, irrefutable record of all the horrible things I’ve said and done?” And 60 million Americans resoundingly answered, “You.”

We have a psychopath for president-elect who is attempting (as a good psychologist friend of mine put it) to gaslight the whole country.

Republicans must admire- because only a Republican could conceive of- the darkly devious long game Democrats played by rigging the election so that Trump won but McCrory lost.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

Yes. Who’s to say that the President of the United States can’t exhibit a dangerous tendency towards government censorship?

Maybe people care because it’s an insight into the mind of the person in charge of the USA, it’s military and nuclear arsenal for the next 4 years. What we see is someone with screwed up priorities and no understanding of the Constitution that he’s going to swear to uphold.

I know some think it’s a bit comical that Trump is (predictably) reneging his promises to his moron supporters that he’ll hire outsiders and “drain the swamp,” but you have to remember that anyone who voted for him never actually gave a shit about that. Hence why they also reelected the vast majority of incumbents.

america, fuck no :( comin around to ruin the motherfuckin day

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

“I also reject the feminist messaging that treats gender issues as a zero-sum game—that assumes that to empower women, we must castrate men. You see the beginnings of this even in the schoolyard, with affirmations like, “Girls rule and boys drool.” 

Serious question: how crazy goddamned awful would he have to be at this before somebody stepped in and did something? Like, I assume if he nominates a six-year-old for the Supreme Court, names a heavily-sedated schnauzer as Secretary of Education, or makes a can of cranberry sauce the new head of his transition team,…

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

I’m going to miss her so much and can’t wait to see what she does next. She deserves the best vacation ever in the history of the world after all this.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

I’m sure others have said this but damn if this isn’t as terrible a few days for Donald Trump as it is for everyone else. This is the worst possible thing to happen to him. He thought he’d lose, become a right-wing martyr, and get a cushy seat yelling at America through Trump TV about crooked Hillary for 30 minutes a…

Disagree. His tweets need to be posted on billboards next to major highways so that Trump voters are reminded daily on the way to work and back just what they have fucking done.