But will you be broken-hearted when you find they don't knead you?

A friend of mine had a boyfriend who thought Alien vs. Predator was a rom-com. I hope he doesn't see this article and write in.

They were PRESCHOOLERS, you…you…Cruz!

Is that one actor's fault or the filmmaker's? The filmmaker's the one with the power to shape the project. One actor can only do what he can. As great as John Goodman is, you expect him to pull a film up to his level? Two words, Y boy: Im Possible.

Come back when you're Jon Irenius. And you better bring THE VOICE.

I'd agree with you on that, but the premise of the article is parodies that have held up over time, and while it's a funny film, it really doesn't make it on that. The end joke of who the Psycho Killer is stops it dead since nobody today remembers [spoiler deleted].
And is it just me, or is this thread over the…

Okay. This has been up for two hours and nobody has asked. So…Egg…(hope I can call you 'Egg', no offense intended, I like eggs)…what exact Mel Brooks films DO you like?

Bob…you're looking to have Marilyn Maxwell stuff about 30 D-cells in your colon. Ray-O-Vacs.

That Still gives chills. Think he was the #1 selling U.S. artist during the time of the Brit invasion, and Bruce Springsteen said his career began "hoping to sound like him." Dismiss him if you like, but he had a helluva career and a lot of people in the business worshiped the guy.

Or explodes.

Even if it was Dick Cheney. Well…Maybe him.

You've got waaay more guts than me. Watching an elderly Jewish woman stick a syringe full of horse tranq into somebody's eyeball while cackling is too much for my Vietnam-reared sensitivities.

Oh, don't be so simplistic. A lot of defense lawyers are fascist jerks and a lot of prosecutors are two-faced liars. Sheesh.

Damn, that girl had big hair. And a little guitar. But it was a great frickin' song. You could feel the heavy Suthuhn heat in that hushpuppy.

What if it was a really Small car, like a Crosley? Most teenage girls from the South could pick those up back then. But she'd need a boyfriend to help her get it high enough to go over the railing. Or a girlfriend. HEY! Maybe that's what they threw over! Ever think of that?

"It's Hard" was underwhelming?? "Athena" was one of the greatest songs Pete ever wrote or they ever played. "Eminence Front" wasn't up to the Who standard? Jeez. What are you gonna tell us next? "Disraeli Gears" was crap? "Revolver" wasn't interesting? "Nevermind" was a children's 45? You're Braying there,…

And his close personal relationship with Bill Cosby.

That's it, Boggs! You asked for it!

May I ask that you type a little more quietly? I just got the Almighty Daughter down for her nap and I need some tequila. Thank you. Sorry to ask, but I haven't been drunk for days.

I can see that. "It Was Warm at First Like Love, But Then It Got Too Fucking Hot" wasn't bad.