Time to die.

It’s cool. Trump already promised to bring all those jobs back. You didn’t see the tweet?

Believe me, doctors have seen more than their share of assholes.

It *is* a fun take on it though. Nice idea!

To be fair, they’re just following the directions on the shirt.

#2 MODAL UNDERWEAR

#2 MODAL UNDERWEAR

Believe it or not though, he’s on top of the world.

A lifehacker article not completely ruined by some video you didn’t care about, intruding into your field of vision whilst you’re trying to read?

Hello from the tiny slice side (AMD)! FFS, it’s named “Intel”. Who’s surprised?

Was kinda disappointed the milk wasn’t blue though.

Really?? THAT made the list of the best advice of 2017?? Must have been a slow year.

Just a guess, but I would imagine that the majority of what you eat when you go out is ‘altered’ by the nice wait staff based on the attitude you just displayed.

An original story would be a start - as opposed to the plethora of rebooted remakes of movies that weren’t great to begin with or a movie based on anything but an actual script (a game, a toy, an old TV series, etc).

I trust Claire on the water. It’s this line that worries me:

You’re about 3 years late. I eliminated FB entirely and I don’t miss a thing. The only time I go to FB is for a particular 3D printer group that has files that don’t exist anywhere else. Otherwise, FB is dead to me.

Minus the obnoxious CTO, of course.

Either that or they are buying a Lürpslærgen and need help assembling. Either way, it’s probably not something you want to be a part of.

+1 Shep’s Mom monthly buys!!! Make it so!

+1 Shep’s Mom monthly buys!!! Make it so!

Editor’s note: This is not a humidifier, Sam. It is an aroma diffuser.