1. What a relief.

Saw this when I was getting a coffee this morning and was like, “Okay, Chip’s dead.”

Roses are red

Lifelong Sixers fan here, we have been close to winning the last two games, and three out of the last five(like in it in the final 2 minutes). Everybody just loves shitting on the Sixers because their style of tanking is unprecedented in its boldness, but we haven’t even been the worst team in the league in any of…

Wolfe was confronted by some protestors the other night. Before they asked him a specific question he said, “I will answer your question, but I’m sure my answer will be wrong.” That could only mean either 1) He thinks they’re inherently unreasonable and he couldn’t possibly satisfy them or 2) he just knew he would…

Jason Whitlock blames Ta-Nehisi Coates.

For breakfast will you be making hot takes with indignation?

I think we all know what is missing from this story:

“There were elements of provocation”

Thanks for the info, that’s one to grow on. Since that is the case, yeah, the Nats are fucked. As a Phils’ fan, that is just too delicious.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

“Greater Boston” is a term for local news/traffic/weather. But it drives peole nuts when suburbanites say “I’m from boston” and they’re living in Sudbury or Hingham.

There was Miles Kenafick’s mother telling Matt Damon to fuck himself and Darlene the secretary (I watched it last night) but other than no.

This comment shows a lot of heart and I love a lot of what you did here, but everything takes a back seat to the capitalization of “Bloody Sock.” Bravo, sir. Bravo.

He was on the radio in Philadelphia last week complaining about participation trophies for kids.

“Hi, I’m JP Crawford, consistently ranked as a top 5-10 prospect in all of baseball by multiple publications. Want to guess what organization I play for?”

Also, star this comment if you went to Catholic school and still remember how much fucking time you'd be spending in chapel this week.