And I say this as someone who didn’t put in the time to build roads or ziplines. I got through the game entirely relying on the power/speed skeletons and trike.

Imagine being such a shitty person you get fired from a job you hired yourself for.

Being killed/gunned down by Superman in Fortnite? I had no idea Epic hired Zack Snyder and David S. Goyer as consultants.

Now this is a story all about how

If it was good enough for PS3, and good enough for PS4, then it should be good enough for PS5!

Well I’m sexually attracted to tacos, so there.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand how someone can be sexually attracted to a drawing...

Last batch, for now.

A few new ones.

Just wanted to share my GOP album collection:

I’ll post this, once more. We’re basically just listening to another one of the GOP’s “Greatest Hits.”

I remember the republicans saying after 9-11 if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about. Also they refuse to rein in police. If Tucker is being investigated so be it. This is what republicans want anyway. Don’t accept their lies saying otherwise. That had 2 years to fix the problems the seem to have…

Joke’s on you, the Marvel Universe’s version of George RR Martin finished the final book like five years ago. Reed Richards built him a time compression chamber like the one they have on Dragon Ball Z (it was Johnny’s idea. He used those exact words) where every day outside is 30 years inside, but the people inside…

Many, many years ago, I remember reading a young adult novel. Two twin brothers discover that the shed on their property is the “other end” of a singularity. This means two things: first, weird shit pops out of the sink, alien artifacts. Second, when you’re in the shed, time passes much faster for you- hours in the…

Don’t forget the cat. If he’s gonna go pure Bond villain, he needs a cat to go along with his bald head, billions of dollars, and private army.

No, this is actually one of the historical reference points in the tabletop version of Shadowrun. The Megacorps were getting sick of having to wait for overtasked police forces to respond to criminals so the government granted them and the land they were on sovereignty, which led to them having their own private…

Yikes.

Carlson’s been getting vaccinated by Trump multiple times a day.

You’re absolutely right. While I for one thought the train level was great as a nice change of pace for a finale, I don't dispute it being at the bottom simply by default. 

That is precisely why, despite having a love of typography and an English degree, I HATE EMDASHES WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!